Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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