Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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