Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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