I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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