I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Randomize
