as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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