I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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