Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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