I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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