Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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