She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Can I color on your dick again?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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