I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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