if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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