Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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