I want to make a zoo with you.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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