I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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