I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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