ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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