what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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