this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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