He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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