is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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