She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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