doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
And then my night got REAL pukey
True college students do jello shots in the library
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