Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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