After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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