Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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