My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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