Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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