I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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