oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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