You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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