I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Are we still banned from the library?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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