Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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