she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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