we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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