i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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