Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Randomize
