im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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