i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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