I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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