Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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