I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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