Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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