I'm sorry my penis didn't work
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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