we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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