we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
oh god was she eating orange peels again
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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