is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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