How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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