So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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