oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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