her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He did a backflip because drugs
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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