I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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