i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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